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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 11:52
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
No go.
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Still no good
What product failed in the market but was successful when used for something else?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.